I open up my lap top. My fingers clack across the keyboard.
Welcome Back, Baby
I smile. I feel welcomed back. As I lounge my way across the keys. The keyboard winks at me. Grins at me, too. Is my keyboard…flirting with me? If it is, then I’m definitely flirting back.
Did you miss me?
Of course I missed you, baby. You are my one true love. The one who has loved me from the beginning, no matter what, and forever. Our love is timeless. Classic. True.
Look, I’m sorry that I let someone else get between us. Get between me and my love for you. I’m sorry I only come back to you when things with him are bad. When things with him were good – well, will you forgive for what I’m about to say? I thought I didn’t need you when things with him were good. I was too busy being in love with him to come back to you and tell you all about it.
I never should have left you. You, more than anyone else, are loyal to me. You are there for me when I need you most. You are my one true love.
I love you.
I love you, too. But enough of that sentimental bullshit. Let’s conquer the world together.