Boner Pills

I tried a boner pill for the first time the other night because, y’know, this drug odyssey never ends. Also because: fuck it. I like to fuck, why not try something that could potentially make it better? At first I was kinda concerned – what if these boner pills make me grow a beard and my clit turns into a giant dick? Of course, no, one dose of boner pill is not going to give me an insta-penis and do in five minutes what six months of hormone therapy does to a person. So, from a logical perspective, no, I wasn’t concerned per se, maybe it was just more of a latent sexual fantasy. I’ll be honest – I think it would be really hot if I were fucking a guy, took a pill, and suddenly grew a beard and a giant dick. I could just jump up, still in full make up with my nice titties and my nice ass, and waggle my surprise penis around in his face and shout, “I’m the boyfriend now!” Oh, man, for all the straight bait sexual fantasies I have, I think this is the one that takes the cake. Because of course in this sexual fantasy my dick is gigantic, a thirteen beefy inch throbber, and the thing that really gets me going is how freaky and uncomfortable the whole situation would be. Granted, I’m really into consent, and in this sexual fantasy whatever dude I’m fucking it is really freaked out, perhaps even a bit scared, by the sudden change and little bit hesitant, but then enthusiastically sucks my dick and lets me cum all over his face. After I cum, my penis starts to subside and we continue having standard, freaky BDSM anal sex or whatever.

Anyways…that is not what a boner pill does to you if you’re a lady. I am, however, still on the hunt for something that will give me a thirteen inch dick for about 30 minutes, so, get your shit together, modern medicine, and make this girl’s sexual fantasies come true!

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