I woke up this morning with every intention of writing, but instead when I rolled over in bed I noticed that my boobs were getting PMS big, and for some reason my own tits turned me on (they are so bouncy but still so pert when I PMS! And my nipples look so cute when they’re all stiff, like cherries on top of mounds of ice cream!), so I masturbated instead. Plus there’s something about the sunshine on a Sunday morning that makes me super horny. Now I can’t get out of bed, and I’m probably just going to masturbate until I’m so disgusted with myself that I decide nothing can be done with today except drink until I’m too drunk to have the patience to masturbate.
Wish you were here.